Oatly Longlife Drink 1 Litre

The Original Oat Drink

The Boring (But Very Important) Side

If this side bores you, please read no further. Flip the carton around and have a wonderful day. Otherwise, please do enjoy.

In about a day or two, when you are finished enjoying this oat drink and have folded this carton neatly and placed it in the recycling bin, you will be left with only the memory of this very moment.

You are one of us now.

That headline is nothing I wrote myself. I actually read it somewhere and thought it was great so I borrowed it and stuck it on this package. Oh, you say, that is not very original. Can't you come up with your own headline? Before I answer that question, I would like you to consider that it is true you are now part of a growing group of people who understand the benefits of eating and drinking plants so your body feels good and so the planet can better cope with the impact we humans place on it. Regarding the headline, true artists steal with pride, I am just an honest person unafraid to admit my own shortcomings.